Uploaded on August 16, 2011
Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow
For heaven’s sake, for your sake and the cow’s sake.
That’s the dumbest way I’ve seen
To make a milk shake.
—Shel Silverstein
A Light in the Attic
08.16.2023: I was never a Shel Silverstein fan, but Dennis loved his poetry, and now the kids do.